hippies don’t care how they smell

you eat a burger made from wheat that is ground 
you quit your job to follow panic around 
 
'cuz you're a hippie 
oh, you're a hippie 
 
you glue some noodles and you sell it as art 
not taking showers is your favorite part 
 
'cuz you're a hippie 
oh, you're a hippie 
 
now we're gonna build a fire 
so the hippies can perspire 
drum circle pheremones got me 
burnin' with desire 
 
you think patchouli covers funk - that's a farce 
you smell like business end of a baboon's arse 
 
'cuz you're a hippie 
oh, you're a hippie 
 
you wear your tie dyes and your birkenstocks 
shave your legs and you can suck my kok 
 
now we're gonna build a fire 
so the hippies can perspire 
drum circle pheremones got me 
burnin' with desire