The Dictatortots Rock Score
toured:
- Atlanta (-5)
- Augusta (-20)
- Savannah (+5)
- strippers in audience (+5)
- strippers on stage (+20)
wrote song making fun of:
- hippies (+5)
- that they danced to (+10)
- sorority girls (+5)
- that they danced to (+10)
- frat boys (+5)
- that they danced to (+10)
hung out with:
screwed by:
spawned:
- tribute band (+10)
- holiday (+10)
- menu items (+10)
sampled in:
press awards:
- best press kit (+5)
- best band name (+5)
banned from:
- shooting marshmallows
- shooting buttered popcorn
immortalized in:
- graffiti (+1)
- restaurant photos (+10)
- video documentary (+5)
- paintings (+20)
played:
- entire catalog alphabetically. (+5)
- acoustic set (+5 x4 = +20)
- wedding (+5)
- that ended in divorce (+5)
played on:
- flatbed in parking lot of now-defunct restaurant. (+5)
- flatbed in parking lot of second now-defunct restaurant during 4th of July fireworks display. (+10)
played in:
opened for:
- ourselves (+5 x2 = +10)
- Steve O. (-5)
- Peelander Z (+5)
headlined for:
- ourselves (+5 x2 = +10)
- Rollin’ Joel, the Roller Skating Elvis (+5)
- J. Roddy Walston & the Business (+5)
- who joined us onstage for possibly worst ever rendition of “Sister Christian” (+5)
- and loved it (+5)
broke:
- the stage (+5 x2 = +10)
- the cello (+5 x2 = +10)
offended:
- punk-rock band (+10)
- burlesque performer (+5)
- Todd McBride (+10)
benefitted:
- the Red Cross (+5)
- Boybutante (+5 x3 = +15)
- children of battered women (+5 x5 = +25)
- roller derby girls (+10)
ordained in:
- the Universal Life Church (+0)
- the Church of the Enchanted Castle (+5)
- that specializes in selling spells (-5)
- with an emphasis on penis enlargement (+10)
- Mystic Bonerism (+unknown)
requested:
- on radio (+2)
- in bars (+5)
- at strip club (+10)
- in guitar class (+15)